A Toddler's House Rules: Translated

1. Open!
2. Thiut!
3. Down!
4. Whee! All gone!
5. Where'd it gone?
6. Nang.
7. Yuck!
8. Teared it!
9. All fall down!
10. Wheeeeeee!
11. Bup! Bup! Bup!
12. MINE!
13. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

A Toddler's House Rules

1. If it's shut, open it.
2. If it's open, slam it.
3. If it's on a shelf, push it off.
4. If it's full, empty it.
5. If it's on the floor, put it in a shoe.
6. If it fits in your mouth, bite it.
7. If it doesn't fit in your mouth, lick it.
8. If it's paper, tear it.
9. If it's hanging, pull it down.
10. If it's at the top of the stairs, throw it down.
11. If it's at the bottom of the stairs, carry it up.
12. If it's not yours, run away with it.
13. If anyone tries to stop you, scream.