Fifty things neighbours do that annoy each other

1. Move boundaries
2. Put up fences and hedges that cast shade
3. Rev engines
4. Park in the wrong place
5. Allow their garden to run to weeds
6. Having noisy children
7. Play loud music in their garden
8. Play musical intruments outside
9. Work with a car stereo playing
10. Let their dog bark all night
11. Sit on their porch and just... watch
12. Allow their children to run free
13. Leave footballs and bikes out on the drive
14. Form cliques
15. Argue loudly
16. Have thin walls
17. Do building work without discussing with neighbours
18. Let their car alarms go off
19. Build an aviary next to the fence
20. Steal fruit from your garden -- not just the stuff that drops on their side of the fence
21. Not look after parcels
22. Pilfer mail and newspapers
23. Drive over planters
24. Cause a flood by leaving the hose on or by water gardening badly
25. Light lots of stinky bonfires
26. Have noisy sex
27. Have parties and not invite you
28. When you complain, turn the TV right up
29. Talk about you behind your back, rather than coming out and saying what you're doing to upset them
30. Complain about you
31. Have a noxious compost heap
32. Smash milk bottles
33. Instead of asking you not to park in a particular place, put a barrier up or vandalise your car
34. Borrow things and not return them
35. Angle their outside light so it shines through your windows
36. Send anonymous notes to complain about things
37. Ignore planning permission rules
38. Allow their children to scream all the time, and yell at them
39. Refuse to bell their cat so it frightens off your wild birds
40. Spy on you
41. Zap your TV with a universal zapper
42. Shoot your porch light with an air rifle
43. Dump junk mail through your letter box
44. Kick your bins over so the bin men won't collect them
45. Refuse to pay for shared maintenance -- cess pits, shared paths and so on
46. Pile old recycling up on the kerb and then do nothing about it
47. Drive across the corner of your front lawn
48. Sweep up leaves that blow out of your garden and dump them in your porch
49. Refuse to look after dangerous trees in their garden that overhang your property
50. Run a brothal or a crackhouse